aka: Graham. Vocal God. Owns a sparkly wireless microphone that works a considerable distance away from the band. Many times he has been singing, while actually sitting at home in his favourite chair catching up with a box-set.

When performing, Danger is literally possessed by the spirit of Dangermouse & cannot accept any responsibility for his actions. The gyrations of his lower torso have, on many occasions, caused every member of an audience to faint, leaving only the band conscious, forcing them to step over people as they pack up.

So far he has resisted wearing the Dangermouse outfit, but we all know, it is just a matter of time (especially as many female fans have asked for this in writing).

Favourite colour: Red (for Danger)

 Favourite amphibian: Salamander


 aka: JP (John Paul),  Guitar archangel.

Born just south of the Arctic circle, JP is very much northern and doesn't disappoint with his mispronunciation of the words grass, garage and castle.  Often heard saying "I like what ah say and I say what ah bloody well like!", he prefers the northern isolation of playing shredding rock solos in the middle of a field.  Luckily for the band, JP has recently been coaxed from the field onto the stage and is slowly being integrated into civilisation.  Almost unbelievably, he is actually the nephew-in-law of Dangermouse, technically making half of the band inbred. 

Favourite colourPuce

Favourite amphibian: Poison Arrow Frog



aka: Derek. (full stage name: Micky Cheddar) Bass-Bishop & Rhythm King, owns 5403 bass guitars - all the colours, in all the sizes!

Micky, in conjunction with his rhythm buddy Speedy, lays down killer grooves that have been known to make an audience weep, such is the emotion induced.  His powerful bass accompaniment has also been known to loosen bowel movements in cases where the medical profession had given up all hope. 

Recently, he achieved a life-long ambition and now owns 90% of the bass guitars that were ever manufactured, often bringing most of the collection to the gig.


Favourite colour: Creamy Peach

Favourite amphibian: Crested Newt



aka:Paul. Known as 'Speedy' in recognition of his variable timekeeping, he owns a very nice SPARKLY gold kit and would like to make it clear that he has hardly ever been gay!

Speedy's drumming trademark is pulling ridiculous faces whilst in the process of drumming. He likes to think people are laughing with him, so please don't spoil the illusion.

Being the oldest member of the band, he has been often been mistaken for JP's father or inappropriate uncle.  He has learned to live with this and is actually slightly proud. 

Favourite colourBandicoot Bronze

Favourite amphibian: Fire-bellied toad







Jerry (aka Jerry Mouse)

Dedicated MWG followers would have noticed that Jerry, our founder guitarist has moved on.  Sadly this was due to a tinnitus problem which meant he could no longer play with the band regularly at full volume.  Danger, Mickey & Speedy would like to thank Jerry hugely for a fantastic seven years with the band, for his great memories, great guitar and a massive amount of organisational effort that went unseen.  Suffice to say MWG wouldn't be here without him.  On a positive note, he is still playing acoustically with some band members so try to catch him out there on the circuit!


STOP PRESS: As JP has foolishly decided to reproduce (against all the advice of the band), Jerry Mouse has very kindly been standing in to give JP some breathing space (and sleep)to fulfil our numerous local and international commitments.  Thanks Jerry!